michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

ganjflavoredcleats:

hespiffy:

shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

Oh shit this too real…

Too damn real

don’t talk about your feelings are gross and nobody cares

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

hate:

dont follow the crowd follow my blog

cyberho:

I hate doing the dishes soo much I can’t wait to move out and live by myself so I can just throw the food on the table and eat it straight from there like an animal 

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

joydick:

getting a boner in class like

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nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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