If I was ever a hostage…
white people are wild
demon!Dean in the iTunes season 10 sneak peek
Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil
*Teacher voice*: “This is going to be an easy test”
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
Trying to make plans with your friends..