nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

bl-ossomed:

ok

42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

in court

  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same